me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
My e-list girlfriend broke up with me and wants 27 stars to get back together?? Ok?? Bye??
|jesus:||i died on the cross for your sins|
|me:||aint nobody tell u to do that tho|